A Shout-Out to Moo U
In honor of tonight’s basketball contest between my beloved Tar Heels and the evil NC State Wolfpack, I thought I’d trot out the good old band geek version of the NC State fight songs. Warning: not for the faint of heart. 
Oh, I’m from N.C. State and I’m really really slack;
I applied to Carolina but they sent my papers back.
This cow shit really gets to me,
I wish I was at UNC,
But they don’t offer sodomy. State sucks!
I applied to Carolina but they sent my papers back.
This cow shit really gets to me,
I wish I was at UNC,
But they don’t offer sodomy. State sucks!
And my personal favorite…
Plow your field, sow your seed, give your sheep the dirty deed,
As the tractors go rolling along.
Agriculture is your life, and your sister is your wife,
As the tractors go rolling along.
Oh you go to State, take your cousins out on dates
That’s why everybody says — State Sucks!
So plant your seed, give your sheep the dirty deed,
As the tractors go rolling along.
As the tractors go rolling along.
Agriculture is your life, and your sister is your wife,
As the tractors go rolling along.
Oh you go to State, take your cousins out on dates
That’s why everybody says — State Sucks!
So plant your seed, give your sheep the dirty deed,
As the tractors go rolling along.
Nothing like the old sexual misdeeds with livestock jokes to get the rivalry going, eh?
Good luck tonight, Heels. Don’t roll over like you did this weekend. :@